GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
I just wanna rub your back all night.
I wanna be able to reach out just a little bit and feel your warm body next to me.
I wanna hear you breathing and kiss your forehead in between sleepy sighs.
I wanna smile when you snuggle closer even though you’re almost on top of me.
I want you here. Always.
CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:
“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”
IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE
why the FUCK is internet so expensive?! I don’t need 25 Mbps for only $34.99/month*
(for the first six months and then we totally fuck you in the ass by doubling/tripling the price cause fuck you that’s why)! I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DO MY FUCKING HOMEWORK GODDAMMIT.